A lot of people say that the first couple was ‘Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!’ And I get that, okay, you’re saying the first couple was man and woman and that worked out pretty well so we should model ourselves after them. And it rhymes… But I mean, that’s pretty gay as it is.. Yeah, rhyming’s pretty gay. So you can’t take that from them. Don’t fight the fire with more flame. And actually, the first couple was Adam and God … and I’m not saying God is gay, but think about it: ‘I’m going to make a beautiful garden for you to frolic in without any clothes on. And don’t even bother to cover up with a leaf. I’m omnipotent – I see everything’.
Myq Kapalan; Conan: Hell Hath No Cell Service.